Everyone enjoys the holidays, and we here at the Saturni are no exception!
In honor of the current festive season, we went through our archives to document some happy Saturnic memories!
Can we ever forget the year we boiled up Uncle Fred?
Or the time we sicced Bobby’s pet emu on Cousin Pearl?
Miss Dalrymple was delicious cooked over a spit!
And Great-Aunt Margaret was a show-stopper in the Baked Alaska!
Some of our dishes had to coaxed into participating…
But snarky Uncle Mike held their feet to the fire…
And Fluffy kept them all in line…
Until we’d all eaten our fill!
So this year, although you may fear becoming the victim of random violence…
Just remember, eventually, EVERYTHING DIES (except US!!!)
So have fun, and we look forward to seeing more of you in the new year!
Extremism in the pursuit of pleasure is no vice.
The ostrich hides his head in the sand the better to let you bite him in the ass.
-A. P. Bowman
I want what I want and I want it now. You mean this great big world doesn’t revolve around me?
There looms, within abjection, one of those violent, dark revolts of being, directed against a threat that seems to emanate from…outside or inside, ejected beyond the scope of the possible.
Why so serious?
Civilization is the process of setting man free from men.
Those who seek absolute power, even though they seek it to do what they regard as good, are simply demanding the right to enforce their own version of heaven on earth. And let me remind you, they are the very ones who always create the most hellish tyrannies.
Social order at the expense of liberty is hardly a bargain.
-Marquis de Sade
That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die.
Children shouldn’t play with dead things.
Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane.
-H. P. Lovecraft
Either kill me or take me as I am, because I’ll be damned if I’ll ever change.
-Father Ignatius Ragoczy
They’re already here, you probably pass a few of them by in the street every day, or at work, or at your family dinner table — they won’t be satisfied until they have eaten, EATEN, every living thing on earth.
– Lloyd Fonvielle
American soldiers must be turned into lambs and eating them is tolerated.