HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

Everyone enjoys the holidays, and we here at the Saturni are no exception!

In honor of the current festive season, we went through our archives to document some happy Saturnic memories!

 

Can we ever forget the year we boiled up Uncle Fred?

Or the time we sicced Bobby’s pet emu on Cousin Pearl?

 

Miss Dalrymple was delicious cooked over a spit!

And Great-Aunt Margaret was a show-stopper in the Baked Alaska!

Some of our dishes had to coaxed into participating…

But snarky Uncle Mike held their feet to the fire…

And Fluffy kept them all in line…

Until we’d all eaten our fill!

So this year, although you may fear becoming the victim of random violence…

 

 

Just remember, eventually, EVERYTHING DIES (except US!!!)

So have fun, and we look forward to seeing more of you in the new year!

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Extremism in the pursuit of pleasure is no vice.

-Jack Benway

 

The ostrich hides his head in the sand the better to let you bite him in the ass.

-A. P. Bowman

 

 I want what I want and I want it now.  You mean this great big world doesn’t revolve around me?

-Social Distortion

 

There looms, within abjection, one of those violent, dark revolts of being, directed against a threat that seems to emanate from…outside or inside, ejected beyond the scope of the possible.

-Julia Kristeva

 

 Why so serious?

-the Joker

 

 Civilization is the process of setting man free from men.

-Ayn Rand

 

Those who seek absolute power, even though they seek it to do what they regard as good, are simply demanding the right to enforce their own version of heaven on earth.  And let me remind you, they are the very ones who always create the most hellish tyrannies.

-Barry Goldwater

 

 Social order at the expense of liberty is hardly a bargain.

-Marquis de Sade

 

That is not dead which can eternal lie,  And with strange aeons even death may die.

-the Necronomicon

 

 Children shouldn’t play with dead things.

-Bob Clark

 

 Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane.

-H. P. Lovecraft

 

 Either kill me or take me as I am, because I’ll be damned if I’ll ever change.

-Father Ignatius Ragoczy

 

They’re already here, you probably pass a few of them by in the street every day, or at work, or at your family dinner table — they won’t be satisfied until they have eaten, EATEN, every living thing on earth.

– Lloyd Fonvielle

 

American soldiers must be turned into lambs and eating them is tolerated.

-Muammar Quaddafi

 

 My goal is to cut government in half in twenty-five years, to get it down to the size where we can drown it in the bathtub.  And then eat it.

-Grover Norquist